I’m not to sure what quite happened here so before I even dare to begin…I’m going to say to everyone that’s still on the fence on buying WarZ or havn’t yet purchased it for any reason at all, then please god DO NOT BUY IT, wait till the game is released, see the reviews, look up what kind of bugs the game may be plagued with etc and if you still feel confident in it then by all means buy the game, but till then I would advise anyone to be really cautious because this is the biggest joke I’ve ever seen in my life, I’ll also note that this peice of ass is years old but I’ve only recently heard of it and I’m sure anyone reading this will have only just found out about this as well.So generally we get the odd terrible games that are released, but this game is so bad, that your brain actually won’t be able to comprehend just what the hell happened, I mean it’s so bad that actually calling this game bad is an insult to the word bad, it’s a catastrophic mess beyond all reasoning, I’m thinking that the muppets that made this game were just totally high and wanted to literally rob you of your money, because if you was to buy this game, then you would of basically handed them your wallet and all the contents inside.
So what we have in this game is terrible textures, there’s even a lamp that has a normal map on it but has no diffuse map which produces the abomination you see in the picture above, it just baffles me to begin with as how can such an obvious error even be allowed to be left alone and still be left there when the game is actually SHIPPED!, anyway…this game has buildings and bridges and other little things that you would generally see in a world, the only difference is they don’t appear to be solid, you can literally drive through everything on this game, do you see a bridge and want to drive across it to the other side? well too bad because your going to drive through it going under it, down the hill and back up the hill without losing any speed at all… Just looking at this picture makes me feel ill, the textures on the bridge and the truck it self looks like someone just hurled up into the game it self and made it look like ass, though calling it ass would be a compliment, something this game doesn’t deserve. The thing that gets me is how there is 0 physics at all in this game, the damn truck is driving at 76MPH on the side of a bloody hill and then for some reason the back lights to the truck are hovering in the air not even near the truck it self…brilliant really.
So the games concept is incredibly simple, the idea is that you’re supposed to race against another truck to the end of the race in which you’re apparently delivering cargo as fast as you can, yet I’m failing to see where the cargo is on some of these trucks, coupled with the fact that your also trying not to get busted by the police that are chasing you for going at stupid speeds down the road with a truck, yet there’s not a police car to be seen, then there’s the AI truck you’re racing against…it actually doesn’t move at all, it sits there for ever in which you’re basically racing all by your self going past each checkpoint until you return to where you started, only to be greeted by the same stupid truck that forgets to move and then when you do win, you get a nice “You’re Winner” every time, yep that’s right, “You’re Winner”, not “You’re the winner”, they actually got that lazy that their grammar just went down the drain and added as little writing as possible, they should of just had it as “Winner” as that would of been so much more simpler for them.
I think the most amusing part about this game is the fact on how there isn’t a single boundary to stop you from going somewhere at all, you can just drive up a totally vertical hill and enter what should be a restricted zone, basically that being pure nothingness which you’re not supposed to see, this is why invisible walls exist at times people…to avoid catastrophes like this.OK so before someones head erupts from so much “what the F…” I’ll just leave it here…oh go on then I’ll just add one more thing in here then, the game actually costs $99 brand new…yep, 99 freaking dollars and second hand for $50…just imagian if you had to pay that much for it when it was released and then you saw that this…was the game.If you’re that damn curious then find some website to download it for free because these assholes do not deserve your money and these are the same assholes that are working with WarZ, hence the reason I said at the beginning to seriously be careful on giving these people your money, this work of “art” clearly shows just how much they give a damn before they’re ready to toss their game into the players hands, as far as you guys know that when buying WarZ, it could be totally rotting with bugs, dodgy animations and crappy texture markings everywhere, but hey I’ve done my job and hopefully avoided any brain explosions and gained just enough “ermahgurds”.
Oh and on a side note, the exe file for the game is actually called CarZ…yep thats right, if your curiosity is at it’s peak, just youtube the game up and watch the abomination by the people that are also bringing you WarZ.